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HOW DO CIRCUMCISED PEOPLE SNEAK THINGS INTO MOVIE THEATERS✺CALL IT NECROPHILIA THE WAY I CRACK A COLD ONE✺TRUST MY GUT? THE SAME GUT THAT SHITS MY PANTS? NO THANKS.✺SORRY LADIES THIS GUY HAS A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION✺ORGASM DONOR✺CALL ME WILLY WONKA THE WAY MY KIDS GO MISSING IN HER CHOCOLATE FACTORY✺I USED TO THINK BULLS WERE STUPID FOR CHASING RED FLAGS✺I GOT PTSD (PENIS TOO SMALL DISORDER)✺IF DICKS COULD FLY✺CRISIS RESPONSE TEAM✺BE RESPECTFUL TO DADDY✺OB/GYN KENOBI✺NOT RIGHT NOW KITTEN, THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON DADDY✺BIGGEST MICROPENIS IN LA✺I'M AT MY CLIT'S END✺FUNNY PRANK IDEA✺IF I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU PLEASE COOPERATE✺THE CIA HAS YET TO INVENT A TORTURE TECHNIQUE THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME CUM✺THE WASHINGTON JAN6ERS✺AUTISTIC AND READY TO FUCK✺WOMEN'S WRONGS SUPPORTER✺I'M GAY BECAUSE✺MY BODY IS A MACHINE✺I'M SORRY I'M LATE✺DATA CENTER IN YOUR BUTT✺SOMETIMES A BIG DOG (ME) NEEDS A PUP CUP (CIGARETTE)✺THIS WAS THE ONLY SHIRT I HAD WITH NO CUM ON IT✺WHY I'M SINGLE✺ARE YOU ASIA✺BUTT PLUGS ARE ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL YOU FART AND SHOOT THE CAT✺UNDERNEATH THIS BEAUTIFUL HUGE RACK I HAVE A HEART✺MY PRONOUNS ARE IN/HER✺I HATE RACISTS (AND MEXICANS)✺POWDER RANGERS✺I DON'T HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM, I HAVE A DRUG HOBBY✺NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION BUT I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR✺DATA CENTER? NO THANKS, I'D RATHER DATE A BISEXUAL WOMAN✺I THINK SHE'S USING ME✺THE LORD OF THE COCKRINGS✺SHE GOOGLE ON MY DOC UNTIL I'M MICROSOFT✺I PUT THREESOMES ON MY RESUME✺YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS BOAR GIVES HEAD✺I LOVE DINO NUGGETS AND WOMEN DOMINATING ME✺IF VACCINES REALLY CAUSE AUTISM WHY DOESN'T THE US HAVE BETTER TRAINS✺SINGLE AND READY TO GET NERVOUS✺SOME OF YOU WOULD RATHER TOP A TWINK THAN STOP AND THINK✺NO BABY ON BOARD, I ONLY DO ANAL BUMPER STICKER✺F*CK IT BEFORE IT F*CKS YOU (STICK FIGURES)✺IF LOST PLEASE RETURN TO BIG DADDY✺NEURODI(VIRGIN)T✺I MUST BE A VET THE WAY I'M PUTTING DOWN THESE DOGS✺THAT'S MR. FAGGOT TO YOU✺DON'T GET HORNY AROUND ME, I'M AN EMPATH✺THIS WAS HONESTLY SO GREAT, CAN'T WAIT TO GHOST U✺YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE? SUCK MY DICK? CALL ME GAY?✺CALL ME NEW ENGLAND CAUSE I'VE GOT MASSIVEHUGETITS✺YEAH I'M GAY (GIVING UP)✺BEERS DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU FINISH IN 2 MINUTES✺I ♥ SMEGMA✺I ♥ BEING PEGGED✺THEY JERK ME EVERY WAY BUT OFF✺2 INCHES AT 60 MPH DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE✺PLEASE BE PATIENT I HAVE AUTISM AND A GUN IN MY POCKET✺I'M NOT GAY BUT…✺INSECURITY✺COME IN ME BRO✺LIQUOR? YA IF SHE LETS ME✺FREE HAND LOTION (PUMP 5-10 TIMES)✺LEGALIZE RETARDATION✺HOW DO CIRCUMCISED PEOPLE SNEAK THINGS INTO MOVIE THEATERS✺CALL IT NECROPHILIA THE WAY I CRACK A COLD ONE✺TRUST MY GUT? THE SAME GUT THAT SHITS MY PANTS? NO THANKS.✺SORRY LADIES THIS GUY HAS A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION✺ORGASM DONOR✺CALL ME WILLY WONKA THE WAY MY KIDS GO MISSING IN HER CHOCOLATE FACTORY✺I USED TO THINK BULLS WERE STUPID FOR CHASING RED FLAGS✺I GOT PTSD (PENIS TOO SMALL DISORDER)✺IF DICKS COULD FLY✺CRISIS RESPONSE TEAM✺BE RESPECTFUL TO DADDY✺OB/GYN KENOBI✺NOT RIGHT NOW KITTEN, THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON DADDY✺BIGGEST MICROPENIS IN LA✺I'M AT MY CLIT'S END✺FUNNY PRANK IDEA✺IF I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU PLEASE COOPERATE✺THE CIA HAS YET TO INVENT A TORTURE TECHNIQUE THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME CUM✺THE WASHINGTON JAN6ERS✺AUTISTIC AND READY TO FUCK✺WOMEN'S WRONGS SUPPORTER✺I'M GAY BECAUSE✺MY BODY IS A MACHINE✺I'M SORRY I'M LATE✺DATA CENTER IN YOUR BUTT✺SOMETIMES A BIG DOG (ME) NEEDS A PUP CUP (CIGARETTE)✺THIS WAS THE ONLY SHIRT I HAD WITH NO CUM ON IT✺WHY I'M SINGLE✺ARE YOU ASIA✺BUTT PLUGS ARE ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL YOU FART AND SHOOT THE CAT✺UNDERNEATH THIS BEAUTIFUL HUGE RACK I HAVE A HEART✺MY PRONOUNS ARE IN/HER✺I HATE RACISTS (AND MEXICANS)✺POWDER RANGERS✺I DON'T HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM, I HAVE A DRUG HOBBY✺NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION BUT I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR✺DATA CENTER? NO THANKS, I'D RATHER DATE A BISEXUAL WOMAN✺I THINK SHE'S USING ME✺THE LORD OF THE COCKRINGS✺SHE GOOGLE ON MY DOC UNTIL I'M MICROSOFT✺I PUT THREESOMES ON MY RESUME✺YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS BOAR GIVES HEAD✺I LOVE DINO NUGGETS AND WOMEN DOMINATING ME✺IF VACCINES REALLY CAUSE AUTISM WHY DOESN'T THE US HAVE BETTER TRAINS✺SINGLE AND READY TO GET NERVOUS✺SOME OF YOU WOULD RATHER TOP A TWINK THAN STOP AND THINK✺NO BABY ON BOARD, I ONLY DO ANAL BUMPER STICKER✺F*CK IT BEFORE IT F*CKS YOU (STICK FIGURES)✺IF LOST PLEASE RETURN TO BIG DADDY✺NEURODI(VIRGIN)T✺I MUST BE A VET THE WAY I'M PUTTING DOWN THESE DOGS✺THAT'S MR. FAGGOT TO YOU✺DON'T GET HORNY AROUND ME, I'M AN EMPATH✺THIS WAS HONESTLY SO GREAT, CAN'T WAIT TO GHOST U✺YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE? SUCK MY DICK? CALL ME GAY?✺CALL ME NEW ENGLAND CAUSE I'VE GOT MASSIVEHUGETITS✺YEAH I'M GAY (GIVING UP)✺BEERS DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU FINISH IN 2 MINUTES✺I ♥ SMEGMA✺I ♥ BEING PEGGED✺THEY JERK ME EVERY WAY BUT OFF✺2 INCHES AT 60 MPH DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE✺PLEASE BE PATIENT I HAVE AUTISM AND A GUN IN MY POCKET✺I'M NOT GAY BUT…✺INSECURITY✺COME IN ME BRO✺LIQUOR? YA IF SHE LETS ME✺FREE HAND LOTION (PUMP 5-10 TIMES)✺LEGALIZE RETARDATION✺
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